Chris Hemsworth, Chris Pine, Chris Pratt and Chris Evans.Photo: Kevin Mazur/WireImage; Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty; Albert L. Ortega/Getty, Noam Galai/Getty
So many handsome, ripped men in Hollywood named Chris, so little time.
With their chiseled jaws, bulging biceps and sparkling smiles, how is the average moviegoer supposed to tellChris PrattfromChris Pine? That’s why we’ve created this handy guide to recognizing your Chrises.
(Although, when in doubt, just remember that they’re all very hot.)
CHRIS EVANS
Chris Evans.Steve Granitz/WireImage
Hair Color:Brown
Eyes:Blue and sparkling
Does He Play a Superhero?Yes — he’s Captain America himself, which basically means that being hot is one of his superpowers.
Does He Have a Brother?He does; his younger brother Scott is equally charming and handsome, and also an actor.
Chris (R) and Scott Evans.John Lamparski/Getty
Is He Single?Yes, which means we’re all still in with a chance. (Hey, a girl can dream!) One famous fan?Lizzo! The singerslid into his DMsover the summer, sparking hilarious back-and-forth banter that ended with the Grammy winner joking she was expecting a “little America” with the actor.
“Hi! Just heard about our little bundle of joy my mother will be so happy lol,” heteased in reply. “(Just promise me no gender reveal parties lol).”
Does He Like Dogs?Yes, in fact, he and hisdog Dodgerare basically the sweetest human-animal pairing we’ve ever seen in this world. To advocate for adoption onNational Rescue Dog Dayin May, theDon’t Look Upstareven shared a videoof the first time they met.
Oh, and Dodger is named after the Artful Dodger fromOliver, just in case you weren’t already swooning.
Does He Look Equally Hot with a Beard?You bet he does.
How Do I Tell Him Apart from the Other Chrises?He’s most likely wearing a backward baseball cap.
He’s the Chris Most Likely to …Help you carry a heavy box into your house. It lets him be a gentlemanandshow off his biceps.
CHRIS HEMSWORTH
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Hair Color:Blond
Eye Color:Blue, like the beautiful ocean waves
Does He Have a Dreamy Accent?Indeed —he’s Australian.
Does He Have a Brother?Yes — in fact, he has two hot brothers, Liam and Luke. The Hemsworth gene pool is arguably the most exceptional in the world.
Is He Married?Yes, to Elsa Pataky. And yes, they’re absolutely perfect and charming together.
Does He Have Children?Yes, three: India, 9, and 7-year-old twin sons Tristan and Sasha. The adorable trio evenbaked their dad a cakefor his Aug. 11 birthday.
Has He Ever Been PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive?Why, yes, he was namedSexiest Man Alive in 2014.
He’s the Chris Most Likely to …Kill a spider for you. He’s Australian; there’s nothing that scares him.
CHRIS PINE
Chris Pine.Stefanie Keenan/Getty Images
Eye Color:The deepest, bluest of blues
Does He Have a Dreamy Accent?No, but his voice is plenty dreamy nonetheless.
Does He Play a Superhero?No, but he does play Captain Kirk in theStar Trekfranchise, so he’s used to hanging out in outer space.
Does He Have a Brother?No
Is He Single?Notoriously private, Pine waslast linkedto girlfriend Annabelle Wallis, whom he first stepped out with in March 2018.
Does He Sing?Like an actual angel on earth.
Does He Look Equally Hot with a Beard?Abso-freaking-loutely
He’s the Chris Most Likely to …Serenade you on a whim. Look, he played Prince Charming inInto the Woods, he knows how to make a girl swoon.
How does he feel about being a Hollywood Chris?He’s joked that he deserves more credit! In a late 2020 interview withComedy Central’s Josh Horowitz,the star teased that his fans could step it up in showing support.
“I feel like I’m the underdog right now so I’ll take all the support I can get,” he joked when Horowitz told him he was his favorite of the foursome. “Those damn Chrises man, I just, it’s either change my name or really just step it up,” Pine added, before joking that they should all have a comic-con style event called, naturally, “Chris-icon.”
CHRIS PRATT
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Hair Color:Brown (although sometimes blonder)
Eye Color:Green, and gorgeous
Does He Have a Dreamy Accent?He doesn’t need one.
Does He Play a Superhero?Yes — He’s Peter Quill a.k.a. Star Lord in theGuardians of the Galaxyfranchise. He also rushes to the rescue in theJurassic Parkfilms andTomorrow War,proving he can save the day in many ways.
Does He Have a Brother?He has an older brother named Cully.
Is He Married?Yes, toKatherine Schwarzenegger Pratt, with whom he shares daughter Lyla Maria, 1. The actor is also dad to son Jack, 8½, with exAnna Faris.
Was He Ever on a Cheesy Teen Soap Opera?You bet he was; he playedBright Abbott onEverwoodfrom 2002 to 2006.
How Do I Tell Him Apart from the Other Chrises?Catch him in a baseball cap on his day off!
He’s the Chris Most Likely to …Do something goofy in order toget a laugh. If there’s one thing we learned from our years of binge-watchingParks and Recreation, it’s that nobodycommits to a bitquite like Pratt.
And now that we’ve gotten that sorted, it’s time to focus on other difficult questions. Like, which Ryan is more handsome — Gosling or Reynolds?
source: people.com
