The sketchy vanguard is a lynchpin of many things : kidnapping plot , horror picture show , pornography . Starting on Monday , however , the unelaborated van will have a blade new driver : Google .

For whatever reason — Sergey and Larry got tire ? Google wanted to start competing with Bangbros?—the Google van will drive around the country for six weeks and see what people think of its products . According to theAssociated Press , the custom - construct ashen van will roam the wild of America , “ stopping near colleges , libraries , parks and some of Google ’s own regional offices in hopes of witness out how intermediate Americans are using the society ’s multitude of digital offering . ”

Rather than kidnap or torment volunteers , Google researchers will supposedly watch as users interact with apps and other Google ware for short period of sentence . Volunteers will purportedly snag some Google swag at the last . Said prize purportedly includes Google T - shirts . voice suspiciously like stranger purportedly hand out confect that is in reality drug that will knock you out just long enough for the van to drive out into the center of nowhere .

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“ We are trying to empathise the whole end - to - last experience , ” read some Googler , “ which is why we are try out to get out to more location and see more citizenry so we can cumulate more circumstance . ”

ending - to - close experience , eh ?

The van will depart from New York and visit both Carolinas , Georgia , Colorado , Utah , Nevada , and California . If you determine jump at bottom , do n’t forget tolet us know .

William Duplessie

[ Associated Press ]

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