As part of a fire sales event to requite its debt , darling and bankrupt toy shop Toys “ universal gas constant ” Us is offer up its intellectual property — which not only includes its name and trademarked mascot , but alsoall the inactive domain of a function namesit buy up to avoid possible embarrassment .
That ’s right : kinkytoysrus.com and its kittenish partner , sex-toys-r-us.com , are on the market .
toy “ R ” Us , headquarter in my home base state of New Jersey , was saddled with enormous debt after aleveraged buyoutin 2005 ( a precarious fiscal situation our own parent troupe , Univision , would trip ass - first intotwo twelvemonth afterward . ) After scramble against pitiful odds for well over a decade , the chain of 700 + stores announce a total elimination in March . Charles Lazarus , the company ’s founder , die less than a week laterat 94 , having find out his life history ’s workplace sold off for scrap .
While it ’s lifelike to mourn the red ink of an psychiatric hospital like toy “ gas constant ” Us to the whims of vulture capitalist , there ’s a chance to own a small musical composition of that magic by purchasing one of the lashings of knowledge base names registered by the vanish miniature store . According to Reuters , those gens include ihatetoysrus.com , toysrussucks.com , and countless variations on [ noun]s - roentgen - us.com .
If there are any enterprising sexuality toy company out there who ca n’t give the intellectual property Lazarus ’s ruined empire has up for auction sale , this particular blogger is the proud owner of dildos-r-us.com , and he ’s willing to part with it for a fair monetary value .
[ Reuters ]
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