American Horror Story : Coven is by far and away my favorite AHS yet , and there has n’t even been a exclusive dancing number yet . Well , unless you count the Stevie Nicks witch and her little twirly whirl . Either manner , it ’s almost out of the question to watch this show and not start immediately clawing at your face . Because it never stops , ever . Spoilers ahead …
First up , dear Christ Jessica Lange flashback . That ’s right , a Jessica Lange flashback . Tonight we see how she became supreme : by killing the quondam supreme . And saying “ supreme , ” A LOT . Supreme , Supreme , Supreme ! I truly trust we get to bring down the rest of the Supreme portraiture now that we ’ve meet Anna - Lee , the hag before Fiona . That little flapper young lady ’s portrayal is totally too good not to get her own little tragic “ we sexed then we died ” flashback .
Meanwhile ( back in the here and now ) , nobody is getting what they want . Fiona finds out she ca n’t have plastic surgery , Cordelia ca n’t have a child ( Oh My Goodness how amazing was Angela Bassett ’s alligator crapper ) , Zoe ca n’t have her boyfriend back all the way , and Madame LaLaurie ( who ca n’t die ) is seen scream at the “ magic box ” because Obama is United States President because of path she is . Madison does n’t get to have gender with the boy next door ( prissy blue dress there , lady . How the film director found the self control condition to not shell “ Devil in a Blue Dress ” I will never know ) . And , of course , by hear to impel their will onto others , it will all only end in bloody , humping tears .
And somewhere , Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk were perch indian - expressive style on a terrific Room & Board rug , meditating . Together they verbalise only via telekinetic mind meld , and they had only one cerebration . It ’s not gay enough . put down Patti Lupone .
I mean SERIOUSLY . I ’ve already ripped out my own trouncing heart directly from my thorax and held it up to the goggle box as tribute , but THIS ? SERIOUSLY ? I can not take it . It ’s like they were making a travesty of a pasquinade of a charade of their own show . There was nothing allow for me to do but cut into my own side , and wrench out my correct kidney — then leave behind it in a little porcelain bowl in front of the telly , an offering of thanks to Falchuk and Murphy .
Patti Lupone is the catty Bible thumper next door … still not sure what she ’s doing here but aroused to be a part of it all .
Let ’s see what ’s next — oh , Zoe . So Zoe takes Kyle home to his mum , thus interrupting Stevie Nicks time with Misty . Honestly , I could have see this whole scenery for an minute . Can there please be an entire extended edition to the DVDs ( or whatever people have these days ) that is Stevie Nicks speak about Stevie Nicks and witch craft while the enchantress is sing about Steive Nicks ’ wiliness ?
Misty and her witchy rock - and - bankroll obsession has me hooked , as does the way she contend with dashing hopes , by whirl it out . But Kyle had to go back to his pot - smoking , case - pierced Mama — who sexually molests him , because of trend she does .
Remember , this is a show that premiere it very first episode with an adult male tugging on his dick and weeping . No sexual tabu Lucy Stone unturned . honest-to-goodness me would be surprised that I was n’t shocked by this truly gross kinsperson abuse . But old me had n’t seen American Horror Story yet . So there ’s that . Woof . I suppose we can all agree it was great when the Frankenstein Frat boy kill her .
Back at the cattish witch factory , Queenie has sexuality with the Minotaur , which was also disturbing . Why would Queenie want to have sex with a Minotaur ? No , seriously ? By all accounts , she looks like a hot - tempered stereotype ( much like a pile of the characters on these show ) and I do n’t really see the connection . Frankly , this was unsatisfying at advantageously . I ’m not savor the way this eccentric has been handled . And I discover it quite the reach to assume that Queenie the virgin would right away start itch herself to seduce the Minotaur . Clearly , this is for later on down the route when Queenie gets knocked up with the Minotaur ’s child , but still it was right smart out of left over battlefield . Even for this series .
Then there ’s the climax . Curious about Madison ’s newfangled superpower . Fiona takes her out under the pretext of find a new mentee to upchuck smoke at and flip hair with . Side note : WHY NOT ME ?
But like the rich amount of money of hard liquor they are both drink , it all go to the south . Fiona takes her home , slice her throat and delivers this killer line :
Did she mean to pop her ? perchance ? Maybe not . I think Fiona ’s grip on reality is slip one’s mind and the only affair she wants decent here , right now , is to be the Taco Supreme .
Gif viafassyyandbeyoncebeytwice .
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