Each April first , Think Geek taunts us with their fake April Fool ’s mean solar day product . While nothing will ever top the Tauntaun dormancy bag , this yr ’s imaginary mathematical product leaning includes a giving - mouthed Mon Calamari , an inflatable captain ’s chair , and the chance to smell like Daenerys Targaryen .
I ’m convinced that the April Fool ’s Clarence Shepard Day Jr. products have been less a gag and more a market test to see which products the world will demand . So what will it be this year ? I know more than a few people who would like Minecrat marshmallows in their Easter baskets , but that inflatable Enterprise chair would face great in my living room .
Edit : ThinkGeek e-mail to countenance me acknowledge that the captain ’s chair is real . Excellent .
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Star Wars Admiral Ackbar Singing Bass : Plays the cantina song and shouts “ It ’s a Trap ! ” Sure to delight one soul in the house and drive everyone else bonkers .
Star Trek Inflatable Captain ’s Chair : maximal system of weights 120 lb , so this one ’s only for the petite captains in your life .
Free Shrugs T - shirt : Because if you ’re give it away , you might as well advertise it .
Minecraft Marshmallow weirdy : For people who prefer pixels to bunny ears .
Skyrim Electronic Dragon Shout Hoodie : Perfect for when you spot those pesky dragons overhead .
Technomancer Digital Wizard Hoodie : Lights and sound let you pretend you ’re spue 10 dissimilar spells .
Game of Thrones Fire and Blood Perfume : Smell like Daenerys Targaryen with this dragon nut - shaped spray . Alternatively , you could bottle horse perspiration .
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